Chmeese

What is Chmeese?

Chmeese is an official unit recognized by the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST). Its meaning is 10. Due to its new status as a unit (2024), it has not yet been tied to a universal constant (quantum defined). For now, it is tied to Nvidia's stock price.

Conversion

Conversion of chmeese works the same as any other units. Just apply the SI unit prefixes as you would to any other unit. For example, 100 would be read verbally as a dekachmeese, 1000 is a hectachmeese, and 10000 is a kilachmeese. 1 is a decichmeese and so on. Since chmeese is unitless, it can be applied in other contexts. For example, "I will arrive in chmeese minutes," "That costs dekachmeese dollars," or, "The volatile surge of electrical potential, measured at kilachmeese volts, courses through the circuit like a tempest, threatening to consume all in its path. 💀💀💀"

For significant figures, apply the rules as you would to any other value.

Other Uses

Chmeese can also be used in contexts other than units. It's versatile! Try calling your friend a chmeese. Maybe you just ate a particularly chmeese dinner. You can even make something up. As long as you preserve the sanctity of the chmeese constant as 1.0E1, any other use case that does not contradict this is valid.

While there are myriad use cases for the chmeese constant, a particularly lucrative use case is in GD&T (Geometric Dimensioning & Tolerancing)[1]. Due to the law of chmeese sanctity and versatility (CS&V)[2], it is useful in expressing dimensionality in high-order Hilbert Chmeese Space (HCS)[3].